You Know You're an Old Queen When

You know you're an Old Queen when....
You regard enemas as being quite a thrill.
Your idea of hot sex is holding hands at the Denny's special.
Your partner gives you that special look and you turn around to see who he's looking at.
You bough SIRIUS just for the show tunes.
Your dog, like your partner, has no idea what "come" means.
Finding the right China pattern for Friday night bingo is your big event for the week.
You find the Bravo channel "just a little too racy."
You can name 50 white wine varietals but only one porn tape title.
That little something special simply means Ben-Gay.

Here's to us Old Queens everywhere!!